character - Self

character - Uncle Carl (voice)

character - Man in Dumpster

character - Doctor

character - Chad

character - Self (archive footage)

character - Howie Bloom

character - Self

character - Milt Holly

character - Greg Vincent

character - Doctor

character - Dr. Gene Splicer (voice)

character - Lloyd (voice)

character - Technician

character - Fred Rachins

character - Professor Dweeb (voice)

character - Ray McGrady

character - himself

character - Duke Jarret

character - Mike Watson

character - Bill Jones (as Jeffrey Altman)

character - Gordon

character - Harry Palms

character - Harry

character - Self

character - Hughie Hogg

character - Weather Wizard

character - Weather Wizard

character - Marvin Laurie

character - Murray Gressler

character - Lennie Richfield

character - Self

character - Self